Shaadi ke side effects, KE SIDE EFFECTS.

Headache. Nausea. Discomfort. Anger. Confusion. Need to binge. These are some of the side effects of shaadi ke side effects. The list can be long or longer depending upon your tolerance levels. Vidya Balan and Farhan Akthar should be questioned as to what they were thinking when they signed up for this CRAP. Both of them are married, one even has kids; I’m very interested to know is this how they solve problems at home.

Sid and Trisha’s love paradise comes to an end because Trisha is pregnant. Sid doesn’t want the baby and Trisha does. They decide to terminate it. But something happens and Sid decides he wants the baby. Trisha is thrilled and they decide to start a family. After the baby comes into the world Sid realises he wasn’t ready for it. What happens next is apparently the side effect of marriage.

Shaadi ke side effects is a waste of time, money and effort. The movie is actually a horror story for the audience and specially for those million single Indians out there who will get married, whether they like it, or not. Please, this is not the best example and please don’t believe what they have to say. I didn’t even get the message of the film. What were the side effects?! Fights, arguments, frustration what? Yes they are a part of your married life, but they are a part of every relationship! Every relationship that you have, have all these problems. So why amplify them and blame it on marriage?

Don’t even get me started on how everything is blamed on the women. I will not be able to do justice to it. Plus the men out there will believe that it’s an “overreaction”. I mean because you are a big phattu (Coward) and you are unable to say what you should actually say, you believe it’s the woman who made you say what you did!! What an absolute bullshit thing to say! But that is not the reason I hate the movie. I dislike the movie because of the bizarre ideas that Sid comes up with to escape his problem (which he creates himself) and even more ridiculous ideas that Trisha comes up with to teach Sid a lesson. I mean c’mon! Your kid is more mature than both of you!

And since when did the whole family Mumma, Papa and bachcha start going to birthday parties together?! I remember my mum dropping me to one and picking me up in a couple of hours. Oh and it doesn’t end with that. The eye popping moment is when the parents actually wrestle out for candies for their kids! And the person who is able to grab and snatch maximum is considered a great father (or mother)!! *_* And who the hell discusses potty and its colors at a social gathering?!! I mean this is the limit! Do you understand the level of foolishness they have gone to just to create the “side effects?”

The movie is a drag, bore and unnecessary waste of precious resources. It is long. Painfully long. The Interval comes at a time when it should actually end. But you will have to bear it for another hour. The songs are boring. You would not want to listen to them in hall forget about willingly playing them on your IPod or in your car. I am not going to comment on the acting abilities of the two leads because I don’t understand the characters in the film and the need for them to do, what they do.

Do you even know what a masterpiece Pyaar ke side effects was? That was an epic film! Brilliant story, unbelievable comic timing, impeccable acting by both Rahul Bose and Mallika Sherawat. But the hero of that film was the script, the screenplay and the dialogues. To take that story ahead and make it into shaadi ke side effects is the most ridiculous thing Pritish Nandy Communications has done.

If you are getting married in the near future, starting a family or thinking of starting a family please don’t watch it. It is not going to help you in anyway. Yes, things change, you change, your priorities change and you have to compromise and adjust. You might have similar problems but trust me your solutions to them will be nowhere close to what the movie comes up with. And that is a good thing. Watch Pyaar ke side effects if you haven’t and watch it again if you have. That movie never gets boring.

The only one thing to gain out of this movie is that the day I have to meet somebody for a marriage prospect my first question to him will be, “Did you like Shaadi ke side effects and Dhoom 3?” And if the answer to that is yes for either one I can walk away that instant and be sure that I saved myself from a “side effects shaadi!” -_-